THE SIMPLE JOYS OF "ADULTHOOD"

10 things I (and everyone else should) do at home because I can now that I am an adult that I have my own place.

1 - Have chocolate etc before my main meal.




2 - Eat with my hands.

3 - Eat in bed.



4 - Put my feet up on the sofa, the table or whatever else I like.



5 - Jump up and down on the sofa or bed.



6 - Stay up as late as I like.



7 - Burp, fart and swear whenever I like.



8 - Play on the computer or go out skateboarding before I do my homework.

9 - Not wash for weeks.



10 - Make a fort out of a box and/or bed sheet and hide in it.