JUDAS PRIEST - NOT AS GAY AS YOU THOUGHT!

I was home in England this weekend and went to visit my friend Matt - the usual 100 pints of lagar (and four poppadoms) followed, along with the usual black metal record listening, funny Youtube clips and trailing through his vintage collection of KERRANG! magazines.

I came across a page and laughed so hard my beer flew out of my nose - a picture story featuring Judas Priest and some Playboy model- Here it is, as narrated by me (excuse the poor quality).

Tum-te-tum, Here I am, KK from Judas Priest just led on a bed reading about metal and playing my flying V

Room service? Why yes, I'd love some towels after a hard day hot rockin'

Say, you do know that I am from Judas Priest? Let me look you over like you're a Marathon Bar (hey, it's the 80s!)

Good lord, I'm not doctor but you appear to have a vagina!

Just sit there with your tits hanging out a bit, I've got to call the guys.

BRUMMMM BRUUMMMMMM - Here comes the rest of the band, all sat on Rob Halford's motorbike!!! In a hotel room! In what universe does this happen!?!?!

Well, I'm quite sure this is how sex happens...I'm no expert. Just what is Rob's thoughts on this I wonder.

Geez, it's great that heavy metal bands don't need semi-nude girls to promote their music anymore...