Tuesday, May 31, 2011

THE RACIAL ETHICS OF......TROLL!!!!

Every now and again I get shit bored and disappear into World Of Warcraft for a while - just to play the trail and have a bit of a laugh for a bit - it's all good fun!

One thing I have noticed about WOW is the great racial stereotypes that crop up. Now any fantasy fan knows that Dwarves are all OF COURSE Welsh... why is this? I guess the mining connection has something to do with it...I guess. It was the same in Lord Of The Rings.



But why are trolls over the top clichés of a Jamaican? Why "ayy mon, whot yoo dooin' mon"? I swear I once heard a troll saying "I dunno mon like I was-a tinkin' aboot cookin' up some-a chicken an-a raaas"...I may have imagined it though.

Did they possibly consult Jim Davidson and his well loved (but not seen so much since the 80s) character "Chalky"?


The same as I think George Lucas consulted for Jar-Jar Binks. Or maybe Vicky Pollard?

"insert video clip here of Vicky Pollard with new black boyfriend that I can only find on youtube in Polish"

Hmm....?

2 comments:

lord smenger said...

its mad, but i always thought that all ''small people'' in films were scottish, or ment to be anyway, (your attempt at jamaican could also be translated into scottish, wae a wee bit eh imagination noo mon(remember hot-shot hamish, mon)). my son, in fact, in his infancy asked me if ''all dwarves come from somewhere in scotland''. i of course replied yes, its called skye, and mel gibson is king. arent all of them in lord of the cunts scottish?? all the other make believe pishtales ive seen there always scottish too.
the reason behind the jamican thing i believe stems from star cunt wars.
hollywood and rasism going hand in hoof again.
puss och kram...xxx

Greg Elk said...

jings n' crivens you're right! All wee folk ARE scottish!

Maybe it's hollywood mixing up welsh dwarves and irish leprecaughns (sp?)

Chalky however is awesome.

Sharez it fukko!